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Sanctustego.
Sanctustego rhymes with Winnebago.
Winnebago.
Winnebagos have wheels.
Wheels are circles.
Do you know what else is a circle?
That’s right. A circle.
A circle is a shape.
A triangle is a shape.
The illuminati is a trinagle.
Sanctustego is a paladin.
Paladin’s color is pink.
Pink.
Pink is made of red and white.
Red has 3 letters.
White has 5 letters.
5 + 3 = 8.
The word “chickens” has 8 letters.
Chickens.
Chickens have wings.
Buffalo Wild Wings has wings.
Buffalo.
Buffalo is in New York.
New York is next to Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania is next to New Jersey.
Sanctustego lives in New Jersey.
New has 3 letters.
The illuminati has 3 sides.
Sanctustego likes cats.
Cats.
Cats have tails.
Beavers have tails.
Beavers.
Beavers build dams.
Beaver dams block water.
The Hoover Dam blocks water.
Hoover.
J Edgar Hoover.
J Edgar Hoover founded the FBI.
FBI has 3 letters.
FBI has one I.
Sanctustego leads a guild and a raid.
Guild and raid each have one I.
The illuminati has one eye.
Sanctustego is Illuminati. Confirmed.
Fifty Shades of Pink - REAL VERSION 