"Fifty Shades of Pink" - By Glitter and Cheatz
Chapter 1.
Sanc watched with great interest and even a touch of desire as emoinside drew his arrow and lined it up on the bowstring. The hunters powerful arm pulled it back, stretching the bowstring further than sanc thought possible. The night elf's strong muscles, tight and taunt, glistened with sweat. Sanc could already feel holy light filling his lights hammer with lust. Twang! The arrow flew through the air and sanc wished it would find and penetrate him, just like cupid's arrow had shot him through the heart.
Chapter 2.
Sanc was very impressed by the night elfs muscles if he wasn't impressed by his mechanics. As the raid night wore on Sanc found himself desperate for emoinsides attention. He would ask him obscure theory craft questions or send multiple readychecks just to know the hunter had to acknowledge him. He would die on purpose just to feel the hunter's gaze upon him as he sent biggayngr to rez him.
Chapter 3.
Biggayniggr's roar inspired sanc to get back up, but he was too weak and his resolve fading. "I am with you" he heard his lover say. Sanc looked up to see emoinside's loving gaze, his glowing elf eyes rallied his holy power and filled his mana bar to the brim. He was ready for the hunter's incredible bestial wrath to stampede and rapid fire his body. "I have my cool downs ready" he said, bending over.
Chapter 4.
Sanc didn't need a third readycheck to know he was ready for emoinsides love to fill his butt. He wanted to feel emoinside's thick cobra shot, but he knew he had to lead the raid to victory no matter how much he wanted emoinside to ravage his insides. Sanc called out for Z to use her rallying cry to shore up his health.
Chapter 5.
Z let out a girly scream to rally the raids health, but sanc couldn't hear it, he was too transfixed by emo's dps. He forgot to keep healing and let the tank die. The beginning of the wipe soon followed, raiders dropping left and right. Soon it was just sanc and emoinside left alive "it's been a pleasure radiing with you" sanc said as he turned to his beloved. Garrosh quickly advancing towards them. "Its not over" the night elf said calmly. He turned towards sanc and started a ritual chant. "please come help us fix this bad, with this chant i call my dad!"
Chapter 6.
Emoinsides dad appeared with a look of fatherly concern. He stopped Garroshs approach with a single angry stare. "What is the matter son?" He asked emoinside and looked around. " have you hooligans been drinking here?" He demanded as he saw the stricken raid. " This guy gave all my friends alcohol dad but I would never do that! That's why Sanc and I aren't passed out" Emoinside indicated garrosh.
Chapter 7.
Dad gave garrosh a rocket launcher. "Kill those faggots with the tubbas" he told him. He then took away emos car keys and gave them to his drunk little brother. "HES MY DAAAAAAAAAAD" emo yelled. Garrosh fired his rocket raight at sanc. Sanc cringed in fear knowing his doomed fate. Emo jumped infront of him, his only comment saying "m'lady". His lovers willingness to sacrifice himself instantly filled sanc's light's hammer with holy light. EMo popped his deterrence with the spell reflect glyph that he reflects chaos bolts with. The rocket blast was redirected right back to garrosh...
Chapter 8.
And just like that Garrosh was down. Emoinside ran over to the burning husk of garrosh's corpse.
"Where is it?" Emo yelled, distraught, "Where is my mount?!"
"Right here." Sanc said lwedly. "come tame me and add me to your pet stable."
"What about rezzing the rest of the raid?" Emo asked nervously.
"Leave them" sanc said, already panting like a dog in heat, "let's make a new guild, just me and you"
Emo paused to consider the offer for a moment... "We'll call it my dad"
Chapter 9.
The duo refilled the guilds roster, recruiting some of the very best players from Siege of Orgrimmar chat. The level of skill that permeated the raid gorup was unbelievable. That is, until they wiped 50 times on garrosh trash.
"It's ok guys, your just getting used to these hard mechanics, a hundred more wipes and you'll have it down"
Emoinside was getting frustrated raiding with such noobs and kept asking sanc to stop being a kindgergarten teacher and start yelling at them like a true raid leader. Conflicted, sanc turned to the one person he could trust without question, tirion fordring.
"The light will only speak to you when you have filled your body with holy radiance and let loose the power of your light's hammer" was the advice he received. Sanc knew what he had to do...
Fifty Shades of Pink - REAL VERSION 